For being the only person to ever read this!
As Leisel you were tops!
I must give you props!
For Scott you had to kiss!
Even though he looked more like a character from Reno 911 than a Nazi,
You still gave a performance worthy of paparazzi!
The way you flitted to and fro,
Earned you the right to steal Chris Martin from that darn Gwenyth Paltrow!
Obviously he meant that the stars shine for you,
You can now have little Apple to yourself and she will soon say, "Mommy who?"
So here's to you Kara Abshire!
May no one ever put out your... fire.
:)